He Said, She Said: Best You Ever Had
Stopping by a new sports bar for a beer, dinner, and the watch some of the NFL pre-season game.
As she comes up to the bar, nice and tipsy with a glass of whiskey to order from the menu:
She said: "Is this all they have on this menu?
He said: "Umm well there is other stuff on the other side *turns menu over*"
She said: "They look so cute (the female bartenders). Boy I used to look really good when I was that age. I used to be that young.
He said: "Hhph"
She said: "It's funny how it sneaks up on you. It does not seem that long ago, but it is. I am 63 now."
He said (being polite): "Oh really?"
She said: "Best piece of ass you would ever have."
He said: "!"
As she comes up to the bar, nice and tipsy with a glass of whiskey to order from the menu:
She said: "Is this all they have on this menu?
He said: "Umm well there is other stuff on the other side *turns menu over*"
She said: "They look so cute (the female bartenders). Boy I used to look really good when I was that age. I used to be that young.
He said: "Hhph"
She said: "It's funny how it sneaks up on you. It does not seem that long ago, but it is. I am 63 now."
He said (being polite): "Oh really?"
She said: "Best piece of ass you would ever have."
He said: "!"
posted by Booster MPS at
11:45 PM
4 Comments:
:) !!!!!
Urg...God, please let me never be so old that I feel I need to validate myself by talking about what I nice piece of ass I am now. Thanks, Me
you didn't tell me you ran into my mom. she always did have a mouth on her.
lol @ elle.
oh lordy. the "!" totally nailed it.
omg how funny.
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