He Said, She Said: Please Report To The Front Desk
He Said: Dinner and a chick flick, total bust.
She Said: Aww shucks, didn't the last one turn out the same way?
He Said: Turning my penis in at the front desk......
She Said: You crack me up. Why can't there be beer and a movie night with the guys I could go for?
She Said: Aww shucks, didn't the last one turn out the same way?
He Said: Turning my penis in at the front desk......
She Said: You crack me up. Why can't there be beer and a movie night with the guys I could go for?


4 Comments:
Hmmm...wings and beer? A Thriller? Who am I kidding...I still vote for dinner and a chick flick.
Was it the dinner, the movie or the company? Each of those can be fixed without scrapping the system that has worked since the 1920's. Or turning in your penis. You aren't big enough to be a convincing eunuch.
she sounds very wise. you should hinge on every word she says, and listen to every piece of advice she ever gives you. ever.
i wouldn't check the penis at the front desk. that's totally giving up.
and besides i think you're gonna need that. just sayin'.
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