I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection
This quote from Fight Club says everything for me today. I am mad. I am disgusted.
I have to live on the same planet for 365 days with the most horrible educational institution (including their fans and alums) claiming a National Championship. I hate this. I hate them.
This is the first thing that came to mind as I woke today.
I can't watch Sports Center for the next week because of them.
I have a headache.
I missed a red light on the way to work because of them.
They are the axis of evil.
Somewhere a baby is crying because of them.
They cause global warming.
There would be peace in the Middle East if they would go away.
There is only one thing that can correct this and I have to wait until next fall for it. But for now:
Auburn - 27
National Champions - 17
War Damn Eagle!
I have to live on the same planet for 365 days with the most horrible educational institution (including their fans and alums) claiming a National Championship. I hate this. I hate them.
This is the first thing that came to mind as I woke today.
I can't watch Sports Center for the next week because of them.
I have a headache.
I missed a red light on the way to work because of them.
They are the axis of evil.
Somewhere a baby is crying because of them.
They cause global warming.
There would be peace in the Middle East if they would go away.
There is only one thing that can correct this and I have to wait until next fall for it. But for now:
Auburn - 27
National Champions - 17
War Damn Eagle!


4 Comments:
don't you feel sorry for the lookieloos who have to live there?
Imagine how we feel living in Ohio Booster.
i love it when you talk dirty!
War Damn Eagles!!!
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