Tuesday, April 25, 2006

And what the hell is this?????

New for 2006, the Dodge Abductor! 350 Horsepower, obscured windows for privacy, quick open back doors to quickly nab your suspect, and 13" wheels.

These vans are always parked outside my home on my street. I don't think I have every seen anybody park them, drive them or anything. They come, and then they go. Who drives this thing? It's not like there is a company logo on the side. I cant see your average soccer mom driving this thing. Weird.

11 Comments:

Blogger Sky said...

It's an icecream truck for all the sexual predators to sell ice cream from.

10:30 AM  
Blogger Silver said...

Make sure there aren't any little holes on the side of that thing. Could be a surveilence van?

Maybe they know you work for the government, so they're coming for you!

11:44 AM  
Blogger Capt Crash 31 said...

Just because you're paranoid it don't mean they're not after you !!

6:07 PM  
Blogger e.e. said...

lol..... the blog police????

6:44 PM  
Blogger kimmyk said...

I think they're stalking you.

Watching you.

Reading everything you write.

Lock your doors.

8:29 PM  
Blogger Bones said...

Get out man....get out NOW!

7:12 AM  
Blogger Asphyxiate said...

It's the Ducati delivery vehicle, they keep calling, you never answer mate. No Ducati for you...


P.s. hey can ya turn on your xml feed mate? and when are you gonna begin the HNT for all these little KOWlettes?

8:55 AM  
Blogger suburbanjoe said...

This is definitely not the NSA, and we're certainly not monitoring your blog, nor are we watching you from that van. No sir. Now, could you please move a little closer to the window, we can't get a good picture.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

We always call those the "Chester the Molester" vans.

Scary.

10:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's a Dodge Sprinter. they are popular with businesses beause their cargo area has a flat floor and completley vertical walls. like a moving truck. not like usual vans.

2:10 PM  
Blogger Jordan said...

Anonymous = aka: Chester Molester stalker boy. Only Chester would know what they're really used for.
"flat floor truck" = easier to get your victims tied up . "completely vertical walls" = easier to stand and crack your back after tying said victim up.. (can be a strain on the back)

10:50 AM  

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